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Chapter 149

Chapter 149

[Scene Four]

Narrator: "This day, the dwarves went out.Snow White is the only one left in the family.The wicked queen finally found Snow White.She crafted a poisonous apple to poison Snow White. 』

(Queen Zhu Qiuyu enters)

Scene: A small house.

Xia Zhu: "Ah!This house is so dirty!Do they never clean it?Alas, it's not like my stepmother often forces me to clean. 』

(Sweeping and sweeping with a broom, Snow White suddenly realized.)

Xia Zhu: "Ah, I see, maybe it's because they don't have a mother (covers mouth in surprise)!"So they're all orphans?Oh my God, they don't have a mother! 』

While she was cleaning and making remarks about Zaun, Zhu Qiuyu, the poison queen, was looking around the stage with a magnifying glass in his hand, and at the same time stepped on the stage with graceful steps and swayed.

And when she saw the cursing girl in the small room in the arena, she was suddenly startled——

Zhu Qiuyu (covering her mouth and smiling): "Yo!This beautiful lady, I think you need to lose weight? 』

Xia Zhu (with white eyes): "Thank you, I was laughed at. 』

Zhu Qiuyu (provocative): "Oh?There is a saying that is good, good figure, two steps, not fat, two steps? 』

Hearing this, Xia Zhu laughed suddenly, then threw the broom in her hand away, stood up and sneered at Zhu Qiuyu, "Hehe, what on earth do you want to come here, old woman?" 』

"Depend on!"

Zhu Qiuyu's teeth clenched once again, her face was livid with suffocation, and her fists were clenched tightly: "...Your Lu Xing's private goods are really too much!"

"...Zhu Qiuyu, the plot, don't forget the plot." Xia Zhu reminded in a low voice.

She naturally knew that Huang Xing and Li Wenhao had made drastic revisions to the script, and she also heard them talking about "acting in their true colors" and "all members of Zaan" and other unknown things.

However, this skit is a humorous comedy anyway, so no matter what they change, as long as it does not deviate from the general trend and tone, it is acceptable.

Thinking of this, Xia Zhu couldn't help but smiled and said in a low voice: "...Actually, I think he's reformed very well."

Zhu Qiuyu: "???"

"... Hurry up, it's time for the next episode, everyone in the audience is watching." Xia Zhu urged with winks.

"You two, you two are really... dogs, dogs and men bully people too much!"

Glaring at her viciously, Zhu Qiuyu had no choice but to suppress the anger in his heart for the sake of his big dream of winning an award, and then flipped his hair and continued: "I...I'm here to sell Apple~"

(The queen takes out an apple and hands it to Snow White)

Xia Zhu: "But there's nothing special about this apple? 』

Zhu Qiuyu (attentively): "No, no, this apple can not only detoxify and beautify the skin, but also clear away heat and relieve cough. (Suddenly change the lines) At the same time, it can also effectively treat infertility, and prevent accidents during love... (pull the distance between the two, making a smirk) Oh hehehe~ In short, it is especially suitable for you, a girl. 』

"!!" Xia Zhu's face flushed instantly.

"Oh heh heh..."

Zhu Qiuyu smirked for a while, because when she read the middle part of the line just now, she suddenly tampered with the line on the spot.

But because the voice actor read another sentence with a microphone, the students and teachers in the audience didn't hear anything wrong, only Xia Zhu heard the original words.

"Hehe, you want to fight my old lady just because you are a young child? If you want me to say that without him, you really have nothing..."

The half of the conversation stopped abruptly, Zhu Qiuyu suddenly smiled meaningfully, and then she quickly took a step back, returning to the identity of [Poison Queen].

"You! You're so dumb..."

Xia Zhu glared at her in embarrassment, but considering that she was still on stage at the moment, she had no choice but to return to her role, continued to look at the apple in her hand and said, "Ah, then what's its name?" 』

Zhu Qiuyu (slightly stunned): "It...it's called Big Apple. 』

Xia Zhu (disgusted): "Oh, what a vulgar name, I'd better leave it to you. 』

Zhu Qiuyu (picked up an apple and forced it to her): "Open your mouth!Give me to eat!I have to stuff it for you even if I force it today! 』

(Snow White was forced to take a bite of an apple under the coercion of the queen, and then fell down from poison)

Zhu Qiuyu (laughing wildly): Hahahaha...now my mother is finally the most beautiful woman in the world!

[Scene [-]]

Narrator: "The three dwarfs came home after going out, only to find Snow White unconscious. 』

(Enter the Three Dwarfs)

Li Wenhao (shocked): "Oops!Snow White... she, she choked to death on an apple! ! 』

Du Yunfei & Ma Xiaolan (at a loss): "What should I do? 』

Li Wenhao; "Anyway, throw her into the trash can first, everyone drink more tranquilizer and sleep well, get up early tomorrow and bury her under the mountain." 』

Three people: "Good! 』

(The dwarves lifted Snow White vigorously together, but the three of them tried together for a long time, but Snow White still remained motionless.)

Ma Xiaolan: "I'll go!"Why is this heavier than a pig! 』

"...!"

Xia Zhu's face changed inadvertently, she pursed her lips tightly and muttered: "Lu Xing, you are really necrotic..."

Narrator: "The dwarf finally had to drag Snow White down the mountain.But on the way, they met a romantic and suave prince. 』

Wen Ruyu (walking towards several people): "Ah (exaggerated expression) so beautiful! 』

Du Yunfei (pointing to Xia Zhu in confusion): "You, are you talking about her?" 』

"Oh no……"

Wen Ruyu shook her head and smiled wryly, "I mean the clothes, what a good dress, she ruined it like this."And why does this female monkey look so tough...』

"?"

Xia Zhu who was in a "coma" frowned, and thought to himself: What the hell is this "mother monkey"?The original line doesn't seem so exaggerated, does it?

Li Wenhao (hastily corrected): "Sire, it's Peugeot." 』

Du Yunfei: "Prince, come and help us throw her away, this guy is already foaming at the mouth!" 』

Wen Ruyu (cold eyes): "Oh, but if this feral cat in heat fell to his death in an accident, it should have nothing to do with me, right? 』

……

【Backstage】

Huang Xing, whose role has been over for a long time, is currently staying in the lounge, watching the situation on the stage through the screen.

At this moment, he has removed the strange makeup on his face and changed back to his original clothes.

Apart from the fact that the back combed hairstyle has not changed, he is basically not much different from his usual appearance.

On the stage, the story of the whole drama is coming to an end. After "rescuing" the princess, the prince joined forces with everyone to defeat the vicious queen, and then lived a happy life with the princess under the blessing of everyone.

It is a very standard kingly routine, and in order to please the teachers of the judging group, a "positive energy chicken soup" has to be routinely added at the end of the plot to end it.

And just when the reunion scene was about to appear on the field, a student with a work card came up and said, "Student, your show is coming to an end, get ready for the curtain call on stage."

Hearing this, Huang Xing nodded in response, then got up and followed the student to the direction of the stage.

"Oh—goddess! Goddess!"

Walking in the dark and foggy passage, when Huang Xing heard the loud applause and cheers from the auditorium, a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

"OK, done."

　The skit is not a pure skit, but still incorporates a lot of plot points and character settings.Basically, all the members played in their true colors.

(End of this chapter)