Chapter 349 What kind of chicken is this?
Chapter 349 What kind of chicken is this?
Dark golden droplets slid down his throat.
Contrary to expectations of its icy chill, it transformed into a bursting star the instant it entered my stomach.
boom!
Chen You's eardrums were instantly filled with a tremendous roar.
The violent energy, like a wild horse, ruthlessly smashed through his limbs and bones.
Faced with this devastating force, the meridians were as fragile as paper pipes, breaking inch by inch, only to be rapidly reassembled by the strange vitality of the Yellow Springs' origin.
Like experiencing reincarnation.
excruciating pain.
It's more painful than childbirth.
The veins on Chen You's forehead bulged out like earthworms.
He clenched his teeth tightly, letting out a suppressed growl.
The leather sofa instantly turned into countless fragments under the impact of the overflowing energy.
At the same time, outside the Qinling base.
It was a sunny afternoon with gentle breezes and sunlight shining through the clouds onto the rolling mountains.
Just three seconds after Chen You swallowed the water droplet.
it's dark.
Without any warning, thick dark clouds appeared out of nowhere, spreading wildly outwards from the Qinling base.
The sunlight was completely swallowed up, and the entire mountain area was plunged into pitch-black darkness.
The researchers who had retreated to a temporary camp ten kilometers away all looked up at the sky.
"The air pressure is dropping rapidly!" Sun Feng stared at the portable monitoring device in his hand, his voice trembling. "The energy reading has skyrocketed, and all the probes on the instrument have burned out!"
Li Guoan stood on the high slope, the wind making his clothes flutter.
He didn't look at the instruments; he just stared intently at the direction of the Qinling base.
In that deep darkness, a huge vortex was taking shape.
That was a visible flow of spiritual energy.
The free energy in the air was forcibly extracted and gathered into a terrifying funnel with a diameter of several kilometers, the tip of which pointed directly at the rest room where Chen You was.
The wind howled, and sand and stones flew everywhere.
"Director, this is causing too much of a commotion." Zhang Yunhai said with a grave expression.
"Following the tropes of cultivation novels, won't this attract a lightning tribulation? Can our air defense system withstand it?"
Li Guoan frowned.
He had also read those materials, but this was the first time in human history that someone had truly achieved foundation building.
Nobody knows what will happen.
But the sky was filled with rolling dark clouds and howling spiritual energy, without a single flash of lightning.
"There is no tribulation of lightning," Li Guoan said in a deep voice.
The vortex spun faster and faster, and the terrifying suction made it difficult for people ten kilometers away to breathe.
Chen You, who was at the center of the storm, had lost all awareness of the outside world.
His consciousness seemed to be trapped in a chaotic void.
I'm hallucinating.
He saw Aguda wearing a floral shirt, holding a tattered megaphone, standing in front of him, waving it wildly.
Immediately afterwards, the giant rubber duck that Zhong Bukui had captured also appeared.
The giant rubber duck is wearing overalls and is dribbling a well-worn basketball, making a "quack quack" sound as it dribbles.
A powerful electronic music track exploded in Chen You's mind.
Chen You stared wide-eyed at the group of monsters and demons in front of him.
The rap monster that was the projection of Star Neptune also emerged, holding a microphone and frantically blasting into Chen You's ear.
"Yo, Yo, you don't understand the pain of Foundation Establishment. The waters of the Underworld surge forth!"
Chen You rolled his eyes, unsure whether it was from the pain or from being speechless.
"No way, who is this guy building a foundation for?!" he roared inwardly.
This hallucination is too outrageous.
When others cultivate immortality and establish their foundation, all they see are fairies scattering flowers and the chanting of the Great Dao.
He, on the other hand, has nothing but singing, dancing, rapping, and playing basketball on his mind.
If this gets out, where will he put his reputation as a pioneer of the immortal path?
"Grass!"
Could it be that basketball, the one that Lord Sander kept as a private prize, with its patina and inherent mental pollution properties?
"Singing, dancing, and rapping, right?"
Chen You gritted his teeth.
The Nine Revolutions Primordial Chaos Technique operates wildly.
Suddenly, it felt as if the meridians had been forcibly expanded, and spiritual energy surged through like a bursting river.
This is... a fourth job advancement!
With the breakthrough of the cultivation technique to the fourth stage, the violent energy finally found an outlet.
Like rivers flowing into the sea, they surged wildly into the dantian, where they began to compress and condense.
液化。
The originally gaseous spiritual energy, under extreme compression, transformed into drops of crystal-clear liquid spiritual essence.
One drop, two drops, three drops...
Liquid spiritual energy gathered to form a small lake. The lake surface was calm and still, yet it contained a terrifying power capable of destroying a mountain.
The hallucination faded.
The enormous funnel of spiritual energy above the Qinling Mountains paused for a moment, then suddenly collapsed.
The rolling dark clouds lost their support and vanished in just over ten seconds.
The afternoon sun shone down on the earth once again.
The wind stopped.
Everything returned to deathly silence, as if the apocalyptic scene just now was merely a dream.
"Is it over?" Sun Feng swallowed.
Li Guoan didn't say anything, but picked up the communicator directly.
"Chen You, a reply has been received."
The only sound on the channel was a hissing electrical noise.
Zhang Yunhai clenched his fists nervously.
ten seconds.
Twenty seconds.
Just as Li Guoan was about to order the rescue team to break in, a violent coughing sound came through the communicator.
"Cough cough... cough cough cough..."
"Director Li, I'm here."
Chen You's voice sounded slightly trembling, but it was full of energy.
Li Guoan's tense shoulders suddenly relaxed, and he let out a long breath.
"How is the situation?"
"What's going on?" Chen You got up from the ground.
He looked down at himself.
His clothes had been torn to shreds by the violent energy, and his skin was covered with a layer of grayish-black impurities, emitting an indescribable stench.
But beneath this layer of impurities, his muscle lines became extremely symmetrical, brimming with explosive power.
A crisp popping sound came from the air as soon as you clenched your fist slightly.
"The situation is... I might need a new outfit, plus reimbursement for the renovation costs of this lounge."
"Reimburse me, reimburse me for everything. It's better that you're alright than anything else."
On the communication channel, Li Guoan's deep voice carried a barely perceptible tremor.
"Comrade Chen You!"
It was the almost frenzied roar of Sun Feng, the data analysis team leader.
"How are you feeling now? How many times has your cell activity increased? Have you encountered any difficulties during the foundation building process? What were the specific manifestations?... "
The barrage of questions left Chen You's head buzzing.
He looked down at himself.
The layer of grayish-black viscous substance on its surface was emitting an unbearable stench of fermentation from the sewer mixed with that of dead rats.
The smell was so strong that he almost rolled his eyes back.
What are the specific forms of manifestation?
Familiar yet unfamiliar images of singing, dancing, and rapping flashed through his mind in an instant.
Can I fucking say that?
He, a pioneer of Chinese immortal cultivation and a "Wandering God" revered by countless players, was actually watching a bunch of demons and monsters sing, dance, and rap while he was at the Foundation Establishment stage?
If Sun Feng were to record this verbatim in the "Dragon Scale Members' Cultivation Reference Guide," would Chen You ever be able to face anyone again?
"Cough, Team Leader Sun, calm down." Chen You pinched his nose, his voice muffled.
"We'll talk about the details later. Right now, I feel like I've been swimming in a septic tank for three days and three nights."
"It would be best if someone could bring me some clothes. I need to take a shower first; the smell is too strong."
"Understood! The disinfection truck will be here soon!" Sun Feng shouted.
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